The Vista Uncompetition by @elliottkember

So, you know how you don't want a copy of Vista?
Well, I happen to have one that I don't want either.
You can fail to win it by joining the Vista Uncompetition!

Update: bad luck, @adamcreen - you lost!

Sorry buddy, you lost. This tweet here:

lost you the competition. Bad luck!
Watch the draw:

How did they enter?

Using Twitter! Simply tweet these words:
I'm trying not to win @elliottkember's copy of Vista at http://bit.ly/VBbXD - help me lose by joining in!
By tweeting the URL, they were entered into the draw.
Getting all your friends involved was the best way of stopping you from winning it!
You can click this link to get started.

What exactly do I win?

Bit slow off the mark, are we?
You don't win. You're trying not to lose.
The loser receives a copy of Windows Vista.
It sucks so much that I hope you don't win it.

Can I see it?

Sure. Here you go:

Look at this piece of shit. Look at how much it sucks.

It's not even opened or anything.
It's just waiting for you not to win it.

Okay, I entered, now what?

Now you wait and hope you don't win it.
I'll tweet the loser's name in two weeks, on the 25th of May 2009.
Follow me on Twitter to find out whether you've lost!
So far, these people are in:

@alextrafford, @dcaunt, @malinia, @benjaminhiatt, @Smutchings, @bitcolumns, @dominikb1888, @doknir, @Dehyphenated, @heathrowe, @Jewilmeer, @suberapps, @portalcake, @loserone, @polonium_210, @TimRogers, @joelg87, @leighrobinson, @Nateemerson, @georgestanley, @gdrage, @jakemates, @itsonlycammy, @Rooster212, @danielwebber, @tomlandersUK, @Leesy, @Charlotteis, @jdrydenUK, @BoltClock, @jamierumbelow, @lewisking, @robday, @quadratiq, @JanGeloen, @jcoglan, @elmak, @jordi_bcktt, @thepit, @Dayteed, @minusidea, @adamcreen, @shankariyer, @3zrast, @jeremyvernon, @heathrowe, @sprthompson, @skrunk, @mrappleton, @pafster, @jamesmelody, @tewe, @andykent, @stimk, @carlgaywood, @stinkymarcel, @DJ_Alexander, @zchur, @shivprataps, @Jonnyapps, @shadowaspect, @Glastafarian, @maccman, @parambir, @deannederego, @CharJacobs, @mrkistic, @ad_huikeshoven, @adamnfish, @pfiller, @Glovepup, @LemarM, @heathrowe, @remmykins, @yolarrydabomb, @RawrMage, @squeedee, @uberedit, @rbnzdave, @corolla92, @Twirrim, @moore0n, @saurabhnarula, @iamtomwhite, @crunchysue, @catester, @cm6051, @foodan, @PopandIce, @ghickman, @grumpyjames, @juxtapozed, @awadallah, @jesvane, @benstevensfish, @lazypuffstone, @henouk, @nmckay, @espd, @IanTaylor_ca, @etiennesegonzac, @alelo, @anutron, @tophee, @theunfocused, @davidascher, @rowanoulton, @danfooo, @stewartcossey, @majken, @fakedarren, @chrisgedrim, @dswitzer2, @malcoholm, @willswain, @parsingphase, @rbl00, @bobbyken, @frozenskys, @reybango, @craigboxall, @brianarn, @achaido, @dantarrant, @webmann, @webmann, @webmann, @philipbroadway, @castlenes, @discostoo, @tparker, @Raycast, @jarques, @matthewkempster, @andr0092, @cypherite, @ryanmckernan, @Johnathan1707, @alexbilbie, @sav_, @samarchibald, @ljharb, @happyamnesiac, @ubermichael, @dazjones, @elliottheis, @rydesign, @mseiler1, @atariboy, @hacker2693, @benedictsteele, @aaroncorby, @proshinobi, @juliancheal, @conormacaoidh, @graymond, @danielmacdonald, @scottmallinson, @achaido, @jnozzi, @danielsamuels, @bensonk42, @ImageDistillery, @joyofsomeone, @mark_stuckert, @douglasfshearer, @Seanhood, @jaite, @rob_rix, @mrDarcyMurphy, @scooterdiva, @jasonlittle, @mrjam1, @stefmcguire, @thewebsiteplace, @thewebguyuk, @wshiii, @mdfabs, @jonezy, @maccman, @SophieOsborn, @brightwhite, @ChristopherUK, @bouncinglime, @tristanx, @MissMabelC, @stooby1, @qbessi, @SphereCat1, @vasilis, @kieranmasterton, @justinkendall, @IllusivePro, @Revisit, @melsenheimer, @wrboyce, @seizeyourcheese, @iancrose, @zombiesheep, @cubedweller, @rhizom, @GentlemanPlayer, @jtkendall, @pauljcampbell, @akamike, @vivspace, @olliejudge, @designnewb, @lairdtom, @coolstu, @aetherfunk, @JamesGecko, @ewgb, @Fluxus73, @kkelk, @arrimaniac, @svelk, @bspg, @jiayongou, @raphal, @aruban, @quanza, @craigmod, @kiphakes, @xprincessxjulzx, @davidcarrington, @toddish, @tom_davies, @andylaw31, @lucjon, @richardhenry, @blahpro, @reyes, @dolphonia, @jackpea, @SimonRabente, @Mallmus, @saidanddone, @iamjamie, @Trezzzo, @miguelitoluna, @stelee, @spongeproject, @prydie, @avvstudios, @dlxeon, @mike_armstrong, @sephlietz, @warrenm, @pumajay, @neon_lights, @Oxym0r0n, @stickypop, @cmygeek, @squink, @digitalgravy, @lukeanderson, @owenj2o, @DarthVegan, @nicfletcher, @nicksatkovich, @gregmnewman, @altrot, @byneca, @stevelacey, @xandesigns, @SarcasmOnDemand, @XUV, @manwithbeard, @brendanbarnhill, @tgchen, @boyter, @Rauldy, @woddfellow2, @jackolas

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