Elliott Kember

is a Rails developer who works at Riot in Bath, England,
builds and maintains high-traffic, powerful web apps,
resorts to using 32pt Georgia - sometimes in italic and printer’s primaries,
speaks at conferences, and has 5949 followers on the Twitter.
I'm pretty sure you're not reading this, because you're playing Snake.

Some of the cool stuff he's done includes

an amateur photojournalist,
Converse - an iPad app for translations,
Oomph - the #1 place for plastic cards,
Lorem Simpson - @dizzyup-related content generation,
Instaqueue - Instagram iPhone 4S streaming,
Shaken - randomness and cocktails,
Showreel - an iPad app for trailers,
Spaaace - a Portal 2 themed hack,
I like my women like I like my - a fun Riot Hack Night app,
Instashade - Instagram photos by colour,
Instatunes - an Instagram screensaver,
Instagreat - the best of Instagram (with @dizzyup),
bieber.ly - a Justin Bieber URL shortener,
    (with @juliancheal @reddavis @dizzyup & @philsturgeon)
Hot Potato - quick-fire Twitter fun,
Nurph - cranking out some Node.js performance,
Simple Auth Twitter - for the coming OAuthpocalypse!
CPU Stats for the machines in his new office,
Speaking at #DIBI in 2010 - a 38 minute talk on jQuery,
A Broadband Speed Map - mapping broadband speeds around the world,
The DIBIConf Countdown - counting the seconds until DIBIconf,
Notey - an on-line Post-It note app,
Speckle - a collaborative spec list to-do app,
On Failure - a blog post about success and failure in web applications (on Think Pink)
A 3D page Javascript effect - a cool Javascript hack
New Year's Resolutions - a quick Twitter app,
Fallon - in association with HarmonyPark,
You'll never get what you want - a blog post about being a developer (on Think Pink)
Think Pink - my blog,
The Snake Arena - the open-source version of the snake on this page,
Chatrbox - a Javascript Twitter chat app,
Tweets from FOWA - live tweets on the big screen at FOWA,
Plus+ - an App Store game site for ngmoco:) - in association with Crafty Corp
Davar Fazaeli - a personal site for Davar Fazaeli
Apptember - build cool stuff in September
Dreamcatcher - remove Dreamweaver emails from your Gmail inbox!
Filetweet - send files with Twitter
Blocky - crowd-sourcing Twitter spam blocking!
Spunday - fun with CSS3
Using http:// is madness - a brief article on URLs.
Elliott's amazing Twitter search thing - find your most common words on Twitter
The Vista Uncompetition - try not to win a copy of Vista!
The Kember Identity - fun with hashes
FileShareHQ - FTP-backed file storage
You Can't Do That in Javascript - an image manipulation exercise
Spreadtweet - a Twitter app disguised as Excel
Twiggy - a cool Javascript Twitter app for the iPhone and for mobile browsers
Pulp Browsers - Pulp Fiction, as told by browsers.
Whobuilt.it - claim the sites you build
Sexy Curls, a jQuery plugin
Matt, a four-day Django adventure,
Eventstream, the Carsonified event booking system,
Carsonified’s Events site,
and EventFinder - New Zealand’s premier events site.

People say things like

“Following @elliottkember is like following an awesome hacker/developer and a 24/7 drunk hooligan at the same time.” - Maykel Loomans
“Elliott Kember has solved the problem” - New York Times
“This web designer really loves pink.” - CNET's The404 Podcast
“Elliott Kember uses a lot of colored boxes for no apparent reason.” - Some guy on Metafilter
“Elliott was a joy to have on the team. He's talented, pro-active and upbeat.” - Ryan Carson
“@elliottkember is an awesome designer & developer” - Rey Bango
“A bank of knowledge that is well worth taking on board.” - Alex Older
“It's been a pleasure working with him.” - James McGlinn
“His extensive CSS styling knowledge has been invaluable.” - Stig Manning

You can contact him like so:

Twitter: @elliottkember
Email: elliott.kember@gmail.com

The turning code image for a Javascript effect.